What Kinda Swimming Costume are you?



    Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.

    I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.

    And by greatest efforts I mean not working out 

    and 

    eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...

    Womp Womp

    However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..

    What Kinda Suit Are you?






    Striped Bikini



    Polka Dot Bikini







    Missoni Zig Zag





    Pretty Plain





    Or are you like me and plan on wearing a cover-up the whole sunny season?

    Can You say DASHIKI!




    so....what say ye wee ones?

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